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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Zombie Furniture

Ted is sensitive. He makes cheap, quality, artistic furniture for the young and upwardly mobile. He is a zombie.

The Whale is a whale. He breathes oxygen, but lives in the water. Without either, he’d die. Whereas the white-man only wants him for his fat and oil, the Eskimo makes use of his entire body.

And then the Nazis come.

9 Comments:

  • At 7:18 AM, Blogger Zazz said…

    fuck you bitch.

     
  • At 8:56 PM, Blogger dehumidifier said…

    Will someone please write a synopsis for "Terminal Velociraptor"?

    Thank you!

    -mgmt

     
  • At 9:00 PM, Blogger dehumidifier said…

    I will even start it for you:

    "I hope the velociprators don't get loose..."

     
  • At 3:42 AM, Blogger scarnsworth said…

    hey, there is a movie about a whale out now. it's got that guy that reminds me of jeff daniels in it. oh wait, it is jeff daniels. the squid and the whale.

     
  • At 6:22 AM, Blogger darkness said…

    Yeah. It's made by that dude who made that really awful movie about lazy, confused college graduates living in a small Northeastern college town. And the brother of the Pepsi girl plays the squid, I believe.

     
  • At 8:20 AM, Blogger caddy said…

    i loved kicking and screaming! what are you talking about? noah baumbach (who co-wrote the royal tenebaums, btw) is awesome.

     
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