PUMPKINHEAD III: part 1 of 2

we find it hard to believe that they haven't decided to make
pumkinhead iii out in hollywood, so here's the treatment:

The Pumpkinhead is a soulless monster from the Netherworld that is conjured up with a evil magic spell by people looking for revenge on their adversaries. He's been around since the age of the dinosaur. In the original Pumpkinhead, a distraught father asked an old witch to conjure up Pumkinhead to wreak revenge on the drunk teens who ran over his kid with a dirtbike. Revenge was wrought. I don't know what happened in Pumkinhead II because I haven't seen it yet, but suffice it to say there's some sort of revenge plot going on. In Pumkinhead III, the evil beast is brought back to earth from the far reaches of Hell for another damned mission spawned by one of the most powerful emotions of all - Love .

Rudy Williams is a producer at a local news channel - Power News 12. Rudy's worked there for 10 years now and it was Rudy himself who gave anchorwoman Betty Windsock, now a local news starlet in her own right, her start in the biz. Rudy always had strong sensual feelings for Betty ever since he hired her, but she would have nothing to do with him and instead was riding the jock of resident weatherguy Brett Caliper. This is where the Pumpkinhead monster comes in. Scorned lover Rudy Williams conjures up the Pumpkinhead to slaughter Brett Caliper in order to get him out of the romantic picture so to speak and to make way for Rudy's lustful desires towards the heavenly Betty.

That was his first mistake.

As soon as Rudy casts the Pumkinhead spell, there's a huge thunderclap and ominous lightning begins striking all around the news station. Pumkinhead appears out of the ether and is, quite literally, beast with a pumpkin for a head, long claws, and rippling muscles to boot. Pumpkinhead sets to work right away ripping Rudy in half straight down the middle. There's no hope for his unrequited love now. Pumkinhead tears a photograph of Betty off the wall and lumbers out the door as the camera lingers on the blood, intestines, and black guts of our doomed hero, Rudy. The camera zooms and slowly dissolves from the slippery viscera to some PIZZA SAUCE being slathered all over a pizza down at everyone's favorite restaurant THE PIZZA HUT.

Cal Phelps, pizza boy, is busy making the pizzas for the legendary Hallow's Eve Pizza Hut rush. He's pissed because he usually takes care of the deliveries in his Izuzu pup pickup truck, but tonight he's pulling double duty because the dude who normally makes the 'za is nowhere to be found. Cal heads to the walk-in freezer to get a jug of pepperoncini, but when nears the door he hears the Bob Marley song "Three Little Birds" coming from inside. He opens the freezer to find
his co-worker screwing the rastafarian PIZZA HUT manager, Patty. Patty is as mean as a snake and just as stoned. She's always got a fatty spliff hanging on her lip and an oversized tiedyed t-shirt with one of those afghan hats cocked sideways on her dreads. "Deliver that 'za, motherfucker!" Patty grunts as a giant link of pepperoni falls from the ceiling and lands *splat* on the floor in a conspicuous way. Cal slams the freezer door behind him as he grabs his deliveries from the warming area and heads for the truck.

TO BE CONTINUED