unrealized scripts

Sunday, June 05, 2005

The Best Little White House in Washington

A sexy romantic comedy from Scarnsworth and myself


The story of Bob Sanders, a big time news anchor who could have any woman he wants, but his heart longs for only one...the first lady. As you know, the first lady is not an easy woman to woo, but Bob can tell that she is disinterested in her husband and is yearning for love. He sets out to court her, but his advances fail to make an impression on her. Around this time Bob begins to take notice of two young lads at the station who have all the female employees in an uproar. He hires these two as his personal assistants in helping him in his goal to make the first lady his.

The assistants begin styling Bob and giving him some tips. They set him up on warm-up dates with some high profile women, one of which is the secretary of state who falls madly in love with him, and soon his romantic life is on fire. While Bob is working on his game and his pursuit of the first lady, our two young professionals came upon their first big story. Over the past couple of weeks there has been a string of bodies being dug up and molested at a local cemetery. The lads are working hard on the story, but instead of getting any cracks in the case, they are getting death threats. Eventually, they come upon some clues and notice that they all point towards one place...the White House!

Everything builds up to a climatic, belly-aching, knee-slappingly hilarious bedroom-to-bedroom sex romp chase at the White House. Bob and the first lady finally uniting in love, the secretary of state trying to chase Bob into her bed because she doesn't know that he's there with the first lady and our young heroes trying to chase down a shovel-carrying President, who is trying to avoid everyone!

Here's a sneak peek at the movie poster

1 Comments:

  • At 1:54 PM, Blogger hillary said…

    That is the best photograph I've ever seen.

    This is immediately pre-heading to the Cheetah 3, right?

     

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