Rebel Heaven
This is a modern day remake of "Glory" which takes place in the clouds. I've never seen "Glory" before, but know its got some fighting in it.
Curtis, a young gang member, is shot to death after he jumps in front of his brother during a drive-by shooting. This act of love makes up for his life of sin and allows him an entrance into heaven. Once there he starts living the heaven that he has always realized. He lays on clouds, smokes, drinks and has a ton of bitches to tend to his every need. Things seem to be going along swimmingly, but then some of the saints and angles begin to object to his treatment of women as objects. God confronts Curtis and tells him that he can no longer have bitches in heaven because everyone must be treated equally.
Needless to say, Curtis is no longer living in his heaven. He's pissed, but soon gets some help from an unexpected place. Luke the Apostle, the patron saint of bachelors, has of course always had a thing for the ladies and the ladies for him. St. Luke and Curtis get together and Luke explains how they can separate from heaven. They rally up some people who have the same ideals as them and they succeed and form a separate heaven. God and the real heaven are pissed and a war breaks out between the two heavens. The civil war lasts for many hard and intense years until one fateful night when a rapper and roomful of groupies are gunned down in a nightclub. These groupies love sexing, drinking and all the good things that come with the Rebel Heaven lifestyle. Naturally, since they share the same ideals of heaven, an agreement is made, God allows them and the rebel heaven to rejoin. All rejoice.
Curtis, a young gang member, is shot to death after he jumps in front of his brother during a drive-by shooting. This act of love makes up for his life of sin and allows him an entrance into heaven. Once there he starts living the heaven that he has always realized. He lays on clouds, smokes, drinks and has a ton of bitches to tend to his every need. Things seem to be going along swimmingly, but then some of the saints and angles begin to object to his treatment of women as objects. God confronts Curtis and tells him that he can no longer have bitches in heaven because everyone must be treated equally.
Needless to say, Curtis is no longer living in his heaven. He's pissed, but soon gets some help from an unexpected place. Luke the Apostle, the patron saint of bachelors, has of course always had a thing for the ladies and the ladies for him. St. Luke and Curtis get together and Luke explains how they can separate from heaven. They rally up some people who have the same ideals as them and they succeed and form a separate heaven. God and the real heaven are pissed and a war breaks out between the two heavens. The civil war lasts for many hard and intense years until one fateful night when a rapper and roomful of groupies are gunned down in a nightclub. These groupies love sexing, drinking and all the good things that come with the Rebel Heaven lifestyle. Naturally, since they share the same ideals of heaven, an agreement is made, God allows them and the rebel heaven to rejoin. All rejoice.
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